Posting Position: [I Am]

{1} Blogging: The Baby Brother of Comedy (can’t make everyone dig the stories and rants that you share and tell, just like comedy)

{2} “[I am] a slow blogger” – DULL comics, NAME News, S&C (I post maybe 5 posts a month, but why? – the LAZY theory, or just quality over quantity?

{3} “[I am] a lazy blogger” (If this was a legit company, COULD I really handle it?)

{4} “[I am] a scared blogger”

{5} “[I am] a paranoid blogger”

{6} “[I am] a insecure blogger”

{7} “[I am] a sober pothead” (I think as if I am high, ALL THE TIME – over analyzing everything that I come into contact or association with. Which sucks, because I am a fun dude, but random little tidbits can be a SEVERE difficulty for me)

{8) “[I am] an inconsistent emotionalist”

{9) “[I am] unstable”- emotionally and spiritually, probably from the lack of association that I have “created” for myself called, isolation.

{10} “I am only human” – living in a man-made kingdom, working through my man-made issues, chasing dreams and ideas from an ‘out of this world’ imagination.

 

I love you all.

[VIDEO] Frank’s Interview: Harry Lee and The Bizzy Bees

This is Frank’s interview about the band that is performing for the art show tomorrow evening.

We present to you, Harry Lee and The Bizzy Bees.

Enjoy! AND LOOK OUT  FOR THE ART SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT!

PRE-REC’d! On the NAME news front page. 8:00 pm eastern standard time October 10, 2014

 

 

 

Frank’s Critique of his mmK Assignment….

“[EXPLICIT] Marcineo, had me on this assignment about the “MAN MADE KINGDOM.”

 

Complete [EXPLICIT], such a [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] waste of my time.

(Looking at me): “Can you believe this? I have missed over 20 days of work because of this mmK [EXPLICIT]. I am SO glad this [EXPLICIT] art show is done with tomorrow evening.

I even had to interview the band that’s playing tomorrow – Two old dudes that smell like a WHOLE BOTTLE of [EXPLICIT] old spice, and a young rookie shaking the ends of colored pencils in a peanut butter container.

Such a [EXPLICIT] waste of time…..

……. (Throws keyboard behind computer monitor)

I’m going to [EXPLICIT] smoke.

[EXPLICIT] this assignment.

(storms out of our cubicle)

 

Me: “Can I see the interview footage?”

Frank: (Yelling from down the hall) “I’LL POST IT AT 4, [EXPLICIT].”

 

 

song playing through the office speakers: White Denim – Pretty Green

snack: 1 piece of celery

 

“Welcome to Mars”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The mmK is on the move! Multi-planetary human kingdoms? NO. WAY.

[zine sleeve]

 

 

Video Sharing (Spiritbath.com)

http://spiritbath.com/2014/08/07/agree-12-laws-govern-universe-9-resonates/

Frank, check this video out.

Letter to the Humanoids of 3014, by Frank

Dear Humanoid of 3014,

I hope you are well, and your computer chip has not been shut off due to opening this letter (I know that they are watching you as your eyes screen these words)

I hope the future for you has advanced further than where we are, here, in the year 2014.

If you can remember to do so, embrace nature. Please. That is all that you have to benefit your society. I am aware that you possibly have awesome new techniques and technologies that are doing their thing for your society, and if so, I am so pleased and happy for you all.

And also, I hope the people have gotten rid of that STUPID MOTHER FUCKING mindset that humans are all suppose to fight and argue over which country is the best, or which religion has the biggest balls, or which society could dominate another.

Remember, all humans of this planet, no matter what man-made ideals and philosophies say, are equal in the eye of the Earth and the Sun.

Stay creative, you awesome humanoid.

Sincerely,

Frank Michelob IV
NAME News

French Nye’s and Ham Sandwiches

http://www.forwardprogressives.com/bill-nye-embarrasses-creationist-ken-ham-epic-debate-science-vs-creationism/

 

I watched this last night, and both dudes made solid points, but, listening to Mr. Nye made science sound really cool, interesting, and VITAL for all humans who live on Earth. It is like, science is the pulse of the land, no matter where you are from, or what religious cult you represent. Everyone uses science in their daily lives, but not everyone has to use religious instruction to live their lives everyday. And, this applies worldwide.

Mr. Ham also provided a couple of warm sensations for the religious aspect that I carried, which works, but, the only thing that I can’ t fathom fully, is this observational take on the sciences. If you were going to observe something, wouldn’t you want to understand this observation in the FULL manner that is available for its study? Asking questions is the first step to understanding something, right?

 

Frank: “Or, maybe you do not understand it at all, either?”

Tell Me, What is [insert deity here]?

Frank: “Well, you seem so passionate about this topic, everyday it is the SAME THING. So tell me, what is this “DEITY” you speak of?”

 

Well Frank, thank you for asking me. This is my opinion and what I believe to be responsible for the workings of this planet and the universe at this present moment, as well as yesterday.

 

The “Creator” of this planet – SIMPLY, this energy that is responsible for this planet’s existence – is the label that defines everything that is and has been evolving around us. Not taking into account mankind’s interpretation that is used today, because it is not beneficial to all things earthly within other regions, lands, cultures, and species that includes all humans and their ancestors before the reigns of religion began to control the lands and their inhabitants.

 

 

4,000 Years Ago

I watched the link you sent me, and I must say, that Nye and Ham’s debate left me with a few questions that I have never thought before, in relation to looking and viewing our planet as a whole.

Like, for example, when people would ask questions about some things within the bible, they were left with an even confusing idea of how to understand, or just completely ignored.

I never realized how important science is to our planet, especially now. If everyone just prayed their way to understanding how to “create” iphones  and computers, then we may have something there. But, until then, I think its BEST we keep the kids engaged to science and the wonderful idea of exploration within our planet.

 

Frank: “I really don’t care, as long they can fix my devices when they mess up, I am happy.”

Company Ride Along

Notes for Company Ride Along’s:

 

1. When you are entering into an establishment to offer any kind of consulting about productive and positive ways for this business owner to save money, and they refuse, in ANY kind of manner, smile, say “thank you for your time”, and proceed to leave in the direction that you entered.

2. Make sure you have petrol in the company vehicle.

3. When asking questions, be sure to engage the person you are talking to. Keeping them motivated and focused on their quality and needs are key to making sure that you fill the requests needed (if any are needed).

4. Write legibly

5. Make the right presence into the room, be sure to speak loudly, to ensure that you are creeping out any potential clients and their customers that are also around.

6. If available, ask for a piece of candy and compliment the spread, as well as other do-dads that may be conversational starters that the client has made intentionally available.

7. Always wipe your feet when entering the room.

8. Prior to entering the client’s establishment, no matter WHAT has happened outside of their establishment that day, the client has nothing to do with those past event. This is a new start, new smile, and potentially, a new sale.

9. Remember their name.

10. Engage the room is client works around others, but be simple about it.